Hello Oxfam? Yes, I'd like to donate 100 floaty scarves

You really think my hair would look better shorter?

Yes, Izzy, I've drained your brake fluid. Bye!

A Good Hair Day had really gone down the pan since Janelle left

Jackie was disappointed to realise that she wasn't on UK Gold anymore

Somebody remind me why I married him again

Dylan, is that you in there?

WHATEVER!!!...... Biatch

There's going to be a plane crash?

Please don't send me too...

What do you mean Karl's having a mid-life crisis again?

Susan was impressed with Karl's acoustic version of Smack Ma Bitch Up

I just couldn't wear any more smocks

You want me to have my hair cut shorter?!

The name's Smith-Kennedy-Smith-Kinski-Kennedy, Susan Smith-Kennedy-Smith-Kinski-Kennedy

I've just heard that Jane Hall is joining the cast... what if her facial expressions are better than mine?