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17th January 2010: Miranda could not hide her devastation at Sinitta losing the Dancing on Ice skate-off.
Submitted by Malmmmm.
20th December 2009: Rebecca's hallucinations were getting out of control when she mistook Declan for a slab of chocolate cake.
Submitted by Edmundo. Yes indeedy.
13th December 2009: Donna: (thinking) 'There's one design I won't steal.'
Submitted by Ramsay Street.
6th December 2009: DONNA: It's got flowers on and it goes round my head. Ringo, can you think of another amazing name like the shrugalero?
DONNA: Wow, that's the most amazing name in the world. Ever. I love it.
Submitted by the charming JustMe.
29th November 2009: Even professionals like Jackie and Scott were shocked and uncomfortable when Susan Bower proposed some 'Sucas' action.
Submitted by Mr Conor.
22nd November 2009: "Hmm, that's the last time I go to the new Erinsborough Hospital salon for a spray tan"
Submitted by Cerys. Again.
15th November 2009: The writers had hit a new low by merging Erinsborough Hospital with the hair salon.
Submitted by Cerys.
8th February 2009: You're right Jackie, this sofa doesn't meet the Health & Safety criteria.
Submitted by Callumkins.
25th January 2009: "Laugh all you want Kinski, I licked the last cake when you went to the loo"
Submitted by Malm.
11th January 2009: Carla: I'm telling ya Kate; Sheilas' Wheels are the place to ring for some work. These seasonal hats aren't going to pay for themsleves yer know!
Submitted by David1979.
7th December 2008: Rachel was having too much fun on Singstar to notice the giant man-eating spider invasion.
Submitted by Malm.
23rd November 2008: Harold's rendition of "I like big butts and I cannot lie" wasn't quite the entertainment that Declan was hoping for.
Submitted by zsxd2345.
9th November 2008: Kate: So, tell me about your family
Submitted by the 'ilarious Myke.
26th October 2008: Declan was in turmoil - could he really love a girl everyone on Digital Spy thought was a minger?
Submitted by the topical Smurfy.
12th October 2008: "You did what with Riley?"
Submitted by the beautiful and delightful Kate.
28th September 2008: It was definitely a tricky one - how could Rebecca lick the cake without dropping Chloe?
Submitted by comic genius Smurfy.
14th September 2008: The winners of 'Smallest Smile 2008' and 'Biggest Smile 2008' pose together triumphantly.
Submitted by the often hilarious SimonThomas.
31st August 2008: Declan didn't care it was his own mother, he wasn't going to eat the cake after she'd licked it!
Submitted by the fabulous Mike.
17th August 2008: Paul was disappointed when Rebecca misheard and proceeded to suck his cake.
Submitted by the smutty Smurfy.
3rd August 2008: You're hardly one to criticise - Cheryl's spa, Harold's pool, Lassiter's Lake, Tom's farm - at least we're indoors!
Submitted by the raunchy Ramsay Street.
20th July 2008: The shirt and jacket were nice but the stylish leather thong Toadie had opted for wasn't quite what Steph had in mind!
Submitted by the naughty zsxd2345.
6th July 2008: Joan was mortified not to have made it in to Zoo magazine's list of the 50 hottest Neighbours babes.
Submitted by the pervy David1979.
22nd June 2008: Steve regrets taking in an injured giraffe.
Submitted by the charming Affirmicon.
8th June 2008: Susan was just a little shocked to find 'Sexy Chat' was on redial.
Submitted by the mildly entertaining Genius12.
11th May 2008: "If you don't eat a biscuit now, we'll get Prue, and she'll make you eat two."
Submitted by the comical David1979.
27th April 2008: "Seriously, Carm. FROSIE!"
Submitted by the hilarious Kate. Again.
13th April 2008: Rosie: "Babe, I'm not kidding. FROSIE! That's what they're calling us!"
Submitted by the hilarious Kate.
30th March 2008: TOM: Now I can email The Perfect Blend and do that interview with them I've always dreamed of...
MATT: OK, but I'm next big fella!
Submitted, with a little wishful thinking, by david1979.
16th March 2008: Jackie and Caitlin couldn't hide their dismay at the thought of sharing a channel with The Sally Show!
Submitted by oxymoron (with a little help from Steve).
2nd March 2008: "I now pronounce you husband and wife"
Submitted by Roadfish Tebbecci.
17th February 2008: Karl & Susan embraced their impending death by cannibalism with dignity.
Submitted by the comical Ramsay Street.
3rd February 2008: Seriously, I was JOKING! Of course they would have got Capital of Culture if you'd still been living there.
Submitted by the fabulous Kate.
20th January 2008: Now dancing the rumba, Rachel Kinksi and her partner, Susan Kennedy...
Submitted by Arlene Phillips fan, edmundo.
16th December 2007: Eliza's inability to remember lines was beginning to have an adverse effect on scenes.
Submitted by the comical SimonThomas.
2nd December 2007: "I bought your album".
Steph was touched; but unconvinced.
Submitted by the saucy david1979.
18th November 2007: The Spice Girls' new tribute act was nothing if not inventive.
Submitted by the comical SimonThomas.
4th November 2007: Sam Clark recieves support from his workmates after being told the news that he won't be doing any more shirtless scenes.
Submitted by the hilarious juliabrigitte.
21st October 2007: It wasn't the fact that Sky had fallen in love again that had viewers shocked but instead the realisation that Kyal's pecs had a greater range of expression than his face.
Submitted by the jolly funny shamrock.
7th October 2007: Frazer was beginning to despair of Rosie's attempts to spy on Pepper's love life - although even he had to admit the disguises were good.
Submitted by the fabulous Patchthehamster.
23rd September 2007: Swapping Elle's lipgloss for superglue provided Steph with hours of entertainment.
Submitted by the always-entertaining Malm.
9th September 2007: I've already tried John, George and Paul, so why not Ringo?
Submitted by the spritely Ramsay Street.
26 August 2007: Go on; tug the beard... I know you want to.
Submitted by beard enthusiast david1979.
12 August 2007: Luke, I am your father...
Submitted by jolly amusing Ramsay Street.
July 2007: Lou and Harold weren't sure Osama Bin Laden was the best choice of costume for the Under-1s Fancy Dress Competition...
Submitted by the ever-hilarious smurfy.
July 2007: "Due to complaints from other cast members, Jackie was forced to hide her scene-stealing facial expressions."
Submitted by the comical Malm. Again.
June 2007: "Sorry Sindi but unless you change that hideous top, the blindfold stays on."
Submitted by the comical Malm.
May 2007: Aaron: "While I can appreciate the subtle use of symbolism during the title sequence, I can't help feeling this subliminal balloon prop is art for art's sake, and as such, over kill. Don't you agree ladies?"
Submitted by the delightful david1979.
May 2007: David: "Calm down dears, it's just a commercial." The effects of the news that Neighbours may move to ITV caused widespread conflict.
Submitted by the charming Ramsay Street.
April 2007: By the time Paul had explained the misunderstanding over the oregano, Rosie had already swallowed the suicide pill.
Submitted by the quite often amusing smurfy.
April 2007: "I'm sorry Karl, I just didn't think your version of D-I-V-O-R-C-E was appropriate!"
Submitted by the often juicy Mike.
April 2007: I'm telling you, he said 'freaking'!
Submitted by the always topical Malm.
March 2007: Zeke himself was shocked at just how hard he pinched Madison's derriere.
Submitted by the always comical Edmundo.
March 2007: Sky was too engrossed in the latest episode of Murder She Wrote to notice that Harold had shrunk overnight.
Submitted by the hilarious Malm. Well done.
February 2007: Katya recieved some horrifying news
Submitted by the comical Ramsay Street. Indeed.
January 2007: Oscar: "Paul, pirates are so last year..."
Submitted by the hilarious Malm. Congratulations.
January 2007: "This is really the only thing suitable for vegetarians in here?"
Submitted by Grinch-Girl. Congratulations.
December 2006: "Whatever's going on here, I'm having nun of it."
Submitted by Ramsay Street. Well done.
November 2006: Janae was at least thankful that she'd been wearing sunglasses when Boyd sneezed.
Submitted by Patchthehamster. Well done.
November 2006: Steph looked on in horror whilst Max proceeded to fart the tune of the Wedding March in lieu of an organist.
Submitted by the always weddable (is that a word?) Malm. Well done.
October 2006: Toadie's worries over Katya faded in the face of Susan's sudden conversion to Neo-Nazism.
Submitted by the wonderful smurfy. Well done.
October 2006: "Hi! You're through to Smug Chat Live, where you get to talk one on one with incredibly smug guys in your area..."
Submitted by the delightful david1979. Well done you.
October 2006: Toadie: So, you're launching a singing career then, huh? You could be the next Holly Valance!
Submitted by our very own Billy L.
September 2006: Janelle stands shocked after realising that "Informal dress" on the wedding invite, doesn't mean she could turn up naked.
Submitted by the hilarious shamrock. Congratulations.
September 2006: Filming 'Angie Rebecchi: The Naked Truth' proved quite an eye-opener for Stingray...
Submitted by the always comical smurfy. Congratulations.
August 2006: "O'Neill!, Parker! Time to die!!!....Oh I've dropped me knives"
Submitted by the hilarious david1979. Congratulations.
August 2006: "Yeah, hi. About those serious storylines you said you'd be giving me...?"
Submitted by the fabulous mauefw. Well done.
July 2006: "Connor? Why are you wearing shades, a fake moustache, false eyebrows and a fake nose?. And why's there a large question mark drawn on your stomach?"
Submitted by the always amusing Enunciate. Well done.
February 2006: "Erm, nice hairstyle Sindi. You haven't been taking tips from Susan by any chance?"
Submitted by the utterly hilarious Enunciate. Well done.
February 2006: After eldest Kinski boy's 34th attempt at a caption, Joe was getting a little confused.
Submitted by the comical mauefw. Well done.
February 2006: Janelle is gobsmacked when it's announced she has won the 2006 Booker prize.
Submitted by the lovely Affirmicon. Well done.
February 2006: Even with a large pencil, Connor struggled to write HELP.
Submitted by the delightful Rhi. Well done.
January 2006: The Melbourne branch of Madame Tussaud's was more than happy to loan Neighbours it's newest exhibits.
Submitted by the slightly insane Andy. Well done.
January 2006: And the award for 'Least Convincing Abba Tribute Band' goes to...
Submitted by the hilarious mauefw. Well done.
January 2006: Budget cuts were starting to show in the make up department.
Submitted by the always-amusing Snuggles. Congratulations.
January 2006: If she was quick, she could shave at least one eyebrow off before he woke up.
Submitted by the fabulous Rhi. Congratulations.
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