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16th December 2007: Eliza's inability to remember lines was beginning to have an adverse effect on scenes.
Submitted by the comical SimonThomas.

2nd December 2007: "I bought your album".
Steph was touched; but unconvinced.
Submitted by the saucy david1979.

18th November 2007: The Spice Girls' new tribute act was nothing if not inventive.
Submitted by the comical SimonThomas.

4th November 2007: Sam Clark recieves support from his workmates after being told the news that he won't be doing any more shirtless scenes.
Submitted by the hilarious juliabrigitte.

21st October 2007: It wasn't the fact that Sky had fallen in love again that had viewers shocked but instead the realisation that Kyal's pecs had a greater range of expression than his face.
Submitted by the jolly funny shamrock.

7th October 2007: Frazer was beginning to despair of Rosie's attempts to spy on Pepper's love life - although even he had to admit the disguises were good.
Submitted by the fabulous Patchthehamster.

23rd September 2007: Swapping Elle's lipgloss for superglue provided Steph with hours of entertainment.
Submitted by the always-entertaining Malm.

9th September 2007: I've already tried John, George and Paul, so why not Ringo?
Submitted by the spritely Ramsay Street.

26 August 2007: Go on; tug the beard... I know you want to.
Submitted by beard enthusiast david1979.

12 August 2007: Luke, I am your father...
Submitted by jolly amusing Ramsay Street.

29 July 2007: Lou and Harold weren't sure Osama Bin Laden was the best choice of costume for the Under-1s Fancy Dress Competition...
Submitted by the ever-hilarious smurfy.

15 July 2007: "Due to complaints from other cast members, Jackie was forced to hide her scene-stealing facial expressions."
Submitted by the comical Malm. Again.

10 June 2007: "Sorry Sindi but unless you change that hideous top, the blindfold stays on."
Submitted by the comical Malm.

27 May 2007: Aaron: "While I can appreciate the subtle use of symbolism during the title sequence, I can't help feeling this subliminal balloon prop is art for art's sake, and as such, over kill. Don't you agree ladies?"
Submitted by the delightful david1979.

13 May 2007: David: "Calm down dears, it's just a commercial." The effects of the news that Neighbours may move to ITV caused widespread conflict.
Submitted by the charming Ramsay Street.

29 April 2007: By the time Paul had explained the misunderstanding over the oregano, Rosie had already swallowed the suicide pill.
Submitted by the quite often amusing smurfy.

15 April 2007: "I'm sorry Karl, I just didn't think your version of D-I-V-O-R-C-E was appropriate!"
Submitted by the often juicy Mike.

01 April 2007: I'm telling you, he said 'freaking'!
Submitted by the always topical Malm.

18 March 2007: Zeke himself was shocked at just how hard he pinched Madison's derriere.
Submitted by the always comical Edmundo.

04 March 2007: Sky was too engrossed in the latest episode of Murder She Wrote to notice that Harold had shrunk overnight.
Submitted by the hilarious Malm. Well done.

04 February 2007: Katya recieved some horrifying news
Submitted by the comical Ramsay Street. Indeed.

21 January 2007: Oscar: "Paul, pirates are so last year..."
Submitted by the hilarious Malm. Congratulations.

07 January 2007: "This is really the only thing suitable for vegetarians in here?"